You might not have a lot in common with the 7-series owner in this Japanese BMW commercial…unless you’re a stone cold playa.

From working, to surfing, to entertaining your mistress on a yacht with your gym socks on, the life of a 7-series owner is a complex existence. Especially in this ad, set to chill out smooth rock, which shows a white-collar life of work, play, and lies. Perhaps this is the dream of aspiring Japanese BMW owners, or perhaps it’s just straight pimping. Play on.